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Ginseng

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Well,

It was bad enough that jfields and cody5thou ganged up to deliver a one-two of epic proportions. Then hoshnasi drops the ultimate Jekyll-Hyde bomb (literally!). In one bag, tasty morsels fit for the most decadent of tastes. On the other hand...

in the other bag...

THE most vile and disgusting horror ever crafted with the innocent tobacco leaf.

I've smoked all manner of flavored cigars: CAO Flavors, Lars Tetens, Drew Acids, White Owls, Backwoods, etc. but nothing, nothing has come close to being as vile, repugnant, revolting, and chunderworthy as these...

RamRod01.jpg


RamRod02.jpg


Nail polish. NAIL POLISH! That is what these things smell like. God help me, nail polish. That's acetone, ethyl acetate, butyl acetate, and pthalates to the chemists in the house.

The reek is so potent that while holding one between my teeth, I could feel myself getting light headed. You could almost see the chemical vapors dripping off of these gnarled, disgusting turds. Were these yanked fresh and steaming from the butthole of a skid row alky? Quite possible.

These things do NOT smell like any liquor I've ever encountered and certainly not bourbon. If AVB ever received any of these abominations, he'd die from the shock, for sure.

I admit that sometimes when I'm working in my basement, I'll keep an Acid Blondie, CAO Moonie, or Eileen's Dream petit corona in my mouth just to chew and suck on to fulfill my oral fixation, but DAYAM. These Ramrods are too much for me. They are well and truly the most disgusting tobacco sticks I've ever, EVER encountered.

Josh, you are a truly wicked, evil, and sadistic individual.

Wilkey
 
Those look like what comes out when the ramrod is removed... and you put one in your mouth??? wow...

Nice play with the other cigars, though. :)
 
Ahhh Wilkey.........they're suppositories. They figured you'd know that.
 
Ginseng said:
Well,

It was bad enough that jfields and cody5thou ganged up to deliver a one-two of epic proportions. Then hoshnasi drops the ultimate Jekyll-Hyde bomb (literally!). In one bag, tasty morsels fit for the most decadent of tastes. On the other hand...

in the other bag...

THE most vile and disgusting horror ever crafted with the innocent tobacco leaf.

I've smoked all manner of flavored cigars: CAO Flavors, Lars Tetens, Drew Acids, White Owls, Backwoods, etc. but nothing, nothing has come close to being as vile, repugnant, revolting, and chunderworthy as these...

RamRod01.jpg


RamRod02.jpg


Nail polish. NAIL POLISH! That is what these things smell like. God help me, nail polish. That's acetone, ethyl acetate, butyl acetate, and pthalates to the chemists in the house.

The reek is so potent that while holding one between my teeth, I could feel myself getting light headed. You could almost see the chemical vapors dripping off of these gnarled, disgusting turds. Were these yanked fresh and steaming from the butthole of a skid row alky? Quite possible.

These things do NOT smell like any liquor I've ever encountered and certainly not bourbon. If AVB ever received any of these abominations, he'd die from the shock, for sure.

I admit that sometimes when I'm working in my basement, I'll keep an Acid Blondie, CAO Moonie, or Eileen's Dream petit corona in my mouth just to chew and suck on to fulfill my oral fixation, but DAYAM. These Ramrods are too much for me. They are well and truly the most disgusting tobacco sticks I've ever, EVER encountered.

Josh, you are a truly wicked, evil, and sadistic individual.

Wilkey
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Note to self.........

Edited to add......Nice job guys and a damn fine target!
 
EVERYTHING about these sticks (I refuse to call them cigars) is disturbing.
 
These better not show up at Howard House. :angry:

They'll kick us out for sure. :laugh:
 
AVB said:
Ahhh Wilkey.........they're suppositories. They figured you'd know that.
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:laugh: :laugh:
They must be the Brokeback Mountain smokes. Are you sure they are not counterfeit? The construction looks a bit off.

Enjoy Wilkey!
 
One good thing about them smokes, they look pretty fresh!

Matter of fact, I think I made a few that looked like that this morning! hooray for raisins! :D
 
ROFLMAO - Wilkey, do they know what they have done, awoken a sleeping giant - the consequences will be more disturbing.

Brian
 
i was 'gifted' a box of those as well today. And the dogs won't even put their noses near that crap!

nasty does not even cover the smell emanating from these 'things'
 
I've got the box on my desk down here in the basement and I swear I am getting dizzy from the fumes. These things are the Thunderbird, MD20/20, and Wild Irish Rose of the gas station cigar world. In a word, nasty ass mo-fos!

Wilkey
 
Nice play on Ginseng, but DAMN! Those are by far the nastiest thing, not to mention tobacco? product, I have ever been forced to look at! I have a small amount of vomit in my mouth just thinking about the fact that you put one in your mouth, much less admitted it in public.
 
Ginseng said:
Well,

It was bad enough that jfields and cody5thou ganged up to deliver a one-two of epic proportions. Then hoshnasi drops the ultimate Jekyll-Hyde bomb (literally!). In one bag, tasty morsels fit for the most decadent of tastes. On the other hand...

in the other bag...

THE most vile and disgusting horror ever crafted with the innocent tobacco leaf.

I've smoked all manner of flavored cigars: CAO Flavors, Lars Tetens, Drew Acids, White Owls, Backwoods, etc. but nothing, nothing has come close to being as vile, repugnant, revolting, and chunderworthy as these...

RamRod01.jpg


RamRod02.jpg


Nail polish. NAIL POLISH! That is what these things smell like. God help me, nail polish. That's acetone, ethyl acetate, butyl acetate, and pthalates to the chemists in the house.

The reek is so potent that while holding one between my teeth, I could feel myself getting light headed. You could almost see the chemical vapors dripping off of these gnarled, disgusting turds. Were these yanked fresh and steaming from the butthole of a skid row alky? Quite possible.

These things do NOT smell like any liquor I've ever encountered and certainly not bourbon. If AVB ever received any of these abominations, he'd die from the shock, for sure.

I admit that sometimes when I'm working in my basement, I'll keep an Acid Blondie, CAO Moonie, or Eileen's Dream petit corona in my mouth just to chew and suck on to fulfill my oral fixation, but DAYAM. These Ramrods are too much for me. They are well and truly the most disgusting tobacco sticks I've ever, EVER encountered.

Josh, you are a truly wicked, evil, and sadistic individual.

Wilkey
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Just as an FYI to any I have a whole salvo of these and something equally bad that I can call upon..... UNLEASH THE FURY!!!!

Seriously tough, I have them tripple bagged in the house and was very worried the other stuff would be delivered smelling likes those pieces of ish..

ENJOY!!!! I expect reviews!
 
hoshnasi said:
Just as an FYI to any I have a whole salvo of these and something equally bad that I can call upon..... UNLEASH THE FURY!!!!

Seriously tough, I have them tripple bagged in the house and was very worried the other stuff would be delivered smelling likes those pieces of ish..

ENJOY!!!! I expect reviews!
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I would have to be pretty darned drunk to light up one of these suckers. But if I do, you'll be the very first to know.





You'll hear me screaming. :laugh:

Wilkey
 
Ginseng said:
hoshnasi said:
Just as an FYI to any I have a whole salvo of these and something equally bad that I can call upon..... UNLEASH THE FURY!!!!

Seriously tough, I have them tripple bagged in the house and was very worried the other stuff would be delivered smelling likes those pieces of ish..

ENJOY!!!! I expect reviews!
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I would have to be pretty darned drunk to light up one of these suckers. But if I do, you'll be the very first to know.





You'll hear me screaming. :laugh:

Wilkey
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Don't DO IT !!!!!
 
Wow those things look awful, worse than any white owl.
 
Nice, those used to be one of my go to drunk smokes.
 
Mrepp said:
Nice, those used to be one of my go to drunk smokes.
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Hahaha, thats awesome. Thats how I discovered these little gems. My buddy came back from somewhere in the deep south with these dogs in hand. I wouldn't touch them then and I won't touch them now. I'll bomb FOGS with them all day long though!
 
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