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The truth about Wilkey

moki

moki

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Since our esteemed Ginseng (aka "Wilkey") has taken it upon himself to "expose" me, I feel it's time for his secret to come out as well.

I mentioned in an earlier post that Wilkey had his share of wild cover model days, but the truth is far more sordid than that, and it explains his penchant for Moontrance cigars.

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You see my friends, his real name is not "Wilkey Wong" -- I mean seriously, who would have a name like that? His real name is actually Wilkey Wang aka the infamous "Wilk my Wang" of hardcore Pacific Rim porn fame.

As it turns out, the lubricant favored by the Pacific Rim Hardcore scene (PRH) is a blend of exotic spices, including... you guessed it... coconut and honey. When Mr. Wang left the poke 'em and stroke 'em business, his permanently slightly agape mouth craved something to fill the void. Enter the Moontrace. Need I say more?

I know it's a tough thing to swallow, but I have absolute proof. This is Mr. Wang in his younger years, shamelessly exploiting his roguish good looks for a little exotic spice on his lips:

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Incidentally, it is exactly these revelations that caused Mr. Wang's early exit from politics....
 
You better watch it, Wilkey is liable to reinstate his "Angry Yellow Brutha" moniker :laugh:
 
BTW, nice pecs, Wilkey. Do you work out?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :whistling:
 
Somethings just are not meant to be read early in tha morning....or at anytime!
 
I think the "Enter Here" sign woulda been somewhere else.
 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

While I wouldn't know if it's a "tough thing to swallow", I am now convinced. Thanks for the expose Moki, I always had my suspicions.
 
You see my friends, his real name is not "Wilkey Wong" -- I mean seriously, who would have a name like that? His real name is actually Wilkey Wang aka the infamous "Wilk my Wang" of hardcore Pacific Rim porn fame.

As it turns out, the lubricant favored by the Pacific Rim Hardcore scene (PRH) is a blend of exotic spices, including... you guessed it... coconut and honey. When Mr. Wang left the poke 'em and stroke 'em business, his permanently slightly agape mouth craved something to fill the void. Enter the Moontrace. Need I say more?

I know it's a tough thing to swallow, but I have absolute proof. This is Mr. Wang in his younger years, shamelessly exploiting his roguish good looks for a little exotic spice on his lips
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My question is Moki, how do you know all of this, you have an uncanny amount of knowlege for a guy who just knows Wilkey as a friend. I think maybe you were his "puffer" when he did his "acting".
 
The truth about Wilkey and Moki

What is the truth about these guys? Something strange is going on here!
This love / hate relationship concerns us all, I am ready to help, who
will join me. ???

Brian
 
Damn Wil....er, Mr. Wang, you could have told me at Deer Park that you were a porn star, I would have gotten your autograph........and sold it on eBay :sign:









BTW, my eBay rating is 100% ;)
 
Alas, because of his microphallus, Mr. Wang's porn career was limited to being a catcher.
 
Here's Mr. Wang at the twilight of his career, starring in the 80's cult classic hardcore, "Hopalong Dong: Moontrance Mamories", the story of a gay cowboy besieged by bodacious women who wanted to do nothing other than turn him into a lover of women.

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hehe... I like that actually. Hey Rod, can we change Wilkey's handle to "Hopalong Dong"? :)
 
Mr. Closet Moontrance huffer,

I'll take "Hopalong Dong" as my handle as long as you agree to "Hops on a long dong" for yours. ;)

Wilkey
 
racist! im asian :( well, part asian.

you guys are crazy, both of you guys should just make up and have sex with each other already.
 
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